Exhibit: Military History of the Pre-nuptial Period (GLAUGUST)

Selection of gifts forged by the Underlord of the Dwarves or sung into existence by the Elfatar (that's the boss of the elfs) (they are in love).

Gustave Moreau

A tasteless ditty; skewers the Underschloss's new wing

A collosal bridge between kingdoms; collapses under too little weight

A vein of ore; grows a dwarflength for every fool who mines it

An ancient seed trapped in stone; petrifies all surrounding soil when planted

A hardened sky-rock; hammered products melt under moonlight

An iron songbird; most harrowing melodies conjure walls and bars from the earth

A singular berry-ale; any drunk off it sing only their own song until new moon

A rooted bouquet of glimmering metal flowers; speaks any secret it hears to the Underspire's sanctum

An unlikely secret; surprised to journey so far

Stonewood javelin; breaks apart upon landing in soil, implanting an elderwood sapling

An amber cathedral; old grudges in the foundations, new poems decorating rafters

A ring; supple stone woven like delicate wood and inlaid wood finessed to opalescence